Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Too Funny to Not Post

Tonight I'm in San Antonio for meetings. In the crowded bar, music blaring, I feel my phone vibrate. It's from Home, so I answer, thinking I'll tell Jesse I'll call him from the hotel room later.

It's Hazel.

"When are you coming home?"

"Friday," I answer.

"I'm having a baby," she states.

"You're what?"

"I'm having a baby. I'm having it Friday afternoon - will you be home in the afternoon?"

"Yes, I'll be home in the afternoon."


These modern girls - they plan everything to the last detail.

1 comment:

Lisa said...

Just like you!