Saturday, October 25, 2008

If Hazel were President:

  1. Help the poor, always
  2. No war - STOP IT IMMEDIATELY, right when I become President, I'll make everyone stop war
  3. Make sure that there's no weapons in any store
  4. No injuring animals regularly (Hannah - I mean, no shooting them just for fun)
  5. No shooting elephants just for their tusks
  6. I'd make the town put a stage in my back yard and every Sunday night the town would come and dance (It'd have to be giant - as big as Austin!)

1 comment:

Agent X said...

thats more of a plan than John McCain has...